we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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