I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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