I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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