Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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