Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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