You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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