I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
