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I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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