I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
honey bunches of taint.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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