i just made my gag reflex go away.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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