I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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