yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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