Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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