I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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