Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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