Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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