Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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