There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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