He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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