I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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