Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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