We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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