People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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