If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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