I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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