Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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