we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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