dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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