But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Randomize
