Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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