I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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