I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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