Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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