It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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