Don't you send me to vm
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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