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• (574): View more from Indiana

  some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous

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  class

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  he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We just shotgunned beers for America

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest

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  We've made things harder for ourselves

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  The struggle will be part of the fun

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.

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  .... touche....

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.

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