Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
