8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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