That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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