sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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