So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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