Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
