I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I puked a lego.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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