I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My life is pants optional.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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