I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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