This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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