So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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