Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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