True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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