if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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