i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
