I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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