I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
how does that bad decision feel?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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