Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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