Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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