hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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