who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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